今天是教师节，谨祝所有的老师节日快乐！

    1. For all the great things you say and do…
    The best teacher's award goes to you.

    因为您的身教言教,颁给您最佳教师奖

    2. As another school term approaches…
    wish your days turn our to be as great as you make ours.

    新的学期又开始了,希望您过得愉快,就像您带给我们的欢乐一样

    3. You are the best.

    您是最棒的老师
    
    4. Your guidance makes me go far and do things differently.

    您的引导使我向前,并且有不同的作为

    5. Sending flowers to my teacher.

    送一束花给我的老师

    6. Your lessons are still the one that helps me.
    Your words are still fresh and warm.
    You've swayed my life so deeply.
    You're still my best teacher.
    Far across the miles, sending you wishes of love and peace on Teacher's Day.

    您的教诲我至今仍受益良多,言犹在耳,深深影响了我,您是我最敬爱的老师,在教师节的今天遥寄我的祝福,祝您平安快乐

    7. A sweet and lovely gift to my favorite teacher.

    献上一份甜蜜又可爱的礼物给我最敬爱的老师

    8. You are a special person in our life.
    We all love you, Sir!

    你是我们生命中很特别的一个人,老师,我们都敬爱您

    9. To Sir, With Love

    老师,我们敬爱您

    10. It's your day, Teacher. Have a great day!

    老师,这是属於您的日子,祝您愉快

    11. The best way to learn is to learn from the best.

    名师出高徒

    12. Five starts for my best teacher.

    老师,颁给你五颗星的奖( 最佳老师)

    13. Thanks for being such a great teacher.
    Happy Teachers' Day.

    您真的是一个好老师,谢谢您,祝教师节愉快

    14.Wishing you a happy Teachers' Day.

    祝您有个愉快的教师节

    15. Thanks for being an inspiring teacher.

    老师,谢谢您的启发

    16. Hearty wishes on Teacher's Day.

    在教师节的这一天,衷心的祝福您

    17. You taught me to aim for success and to accept failure with courage. Happy Teachers' Day.

    您教导我们追求成功并有勇气接受失败.祝教师节快乐!

    18. Warm thoughts of love and regards to our loving teachers.

    对敬爱的老师献上我们的爱与关怀

    19.I want to be like you, when I grow up.

    我长大也要像你一样

    20. Your guidance makes us to achieve what we have dreamt for.
    Thank you for being my teacher.

    你的引导使我们的梦想实现,谢谢你能成为我们的老师

    21.Sending great love to the greatest teacher of the world.

    向世界上最伟大的老师致敬

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    A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found.

    Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset bait."

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    To all my friends and loved ones
    Love from me
    Useful Perspective

    If the world were a Village of 100 People

    If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the exsting human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:

    There would be:
    57 Asians
    21 Europeans
    10 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south
    8 Africans

    52 would be female
    48 would be male

    70 would be non-while
    30 would be white

    70 would be non-christian
    30 would be Christian

    89 would be heterosexual
    11 would be homosexual

    6 people would possess 59％ of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.

    80 would live in substandard housing
    70 would be unable to read
    50 would suffer from malnutrition
    1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth

    1(yes, only 1) would have a college education
    1 would own a computer

    When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes glaringly apparent.

    The following is also something to ponder...

    If you woke pup this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the illion who will not survive this week.

    If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation...you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.

    If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep... you are richer than 75％ of this world.

    If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in dish someplace...you are among the top 8％ of the world's wealth.

    If your parents are still alive and still married...you are very rare, even in the United Stated and Canada.

    Someone once said: What goes around comes around.

    So...
    Work live you don't need the money.
    Love like you've never been hurt.
    Dance like nobody's watching.
    Sing like nobody's listening.
    Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

    【中文译文】：

    致朋友们以及我所爱的人们
    这是一份爱的礼物
    也是一席金玉良言

    如果世界是个一百人的村落

    如果我们把全世界的人口按照现有压缩为一个１００人的村子，情况就会如同以下：

    这个村子里有：
    57人是亚洲人
    21人是欧洲人
    14人来自西半球的南、北美洲
    8人是非洲人

    52人是女性
    48人是男性

    70人是有色人种
    30人是白人

    70人是非基督教徒
    30人是基督徒

    89人是异性恋者
    11人是同性恋者

    6人拥有全世界59％的财富
    而且这6人全是美国人

    80人的居住环境不达标准
    70人是文盲
    50人苦于营养不良
    1人濒临死亡边缘；1人正要出生

    1人（是的，只有１人）会接受大学教育
    1人拥有电脑

    透过这个压缩图来放眼我们的世界，就会明晓接纳他人、谅解以及教育是何等重要。

    再从以下角度来想想看……

    如果你早上醒来的时候健康无恙……那么，比起活不过这一周的百万人来说，你真是幸运多了。

    如果你未曾经历过战争的危险、入狱的孤独、严刑的苦楚、饥饿的痛苦……那么，比起世界上５亿人来，你真是幸运多了。

    如果你冰箱里有食物，身上有衣服可穿，有屋篷遮蔽，有地方睡觉……那么，比起世界上７５％的人来，你真是富足多了。

    如果你银行中有存款，钱包中也有钱，还能到某处消费习菜……你便跻身在世界上最富有的８％人口当中了。

    如果你的父母依然健在，而且还在一起生活的话……这可是非常难得的事，即使是在美国与加拿大。

    有人说过：我所付出的终将会回归。

    所以……
    去工作时，犹如你不执迷于金钱。
    去爱他人，犹如你从未曾被伤害。
    去舞蹈吧，犹如无人在一旁观看。
    去歌唱吧，犹如无人在一边谛听。
    好好地生活，犹如这里是人间乐土。

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Joke of Today

My love for you

    Boy:Honey,my love for you is beyond expression.

    Girl:Then you can use money to express it.

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     这是博客新开的【话题讨论区】，大家可以针对给出的话题谈谈自己的看法，以锻炼大家的语言组织能力。

    【话题讨论】回帖要求：
　
     使用中英双语来回答或单纯用英语回答，篇幅不限，但至少包含一个完整的句子；如果某个单词词组不会写，建议大家采取在群里问询、给我留言、查询词霸、查询英语新闻等各种方式寻求答案，相信只要努力，必有所收获。

    热心的朋友可以将生活中的有趣话题推荐给我们，希望我们可以共同将这个板块建设好，共同提高大家的英语水平。

    Today's topic:

    Teachers' day is coming（exactly tomorrow). It's time to be grateful to all teachers.This profession deserves the special recognition and respect. There is no more appropriate time than this to honour our teachers and acknowledge the contributions they make to our lives.

    Behind every face is an educator. A simple "thank you," or greeting will make our teachers happy.

     What will you want to express to your teachers?

    Write your greetings down and share your beautiful memories about your teachers with us.

    今日话题：

    教师节即将来临，准确地说，就是明天。到了感谢老师的时候了。教师这个职业值得我们感激和尊重。再没有任何比这个更适合的时机来表彰我们的老师、承认他们对我们的生活做出的贡献。

    每个人的身后都有一位老师。一句简单的谢谢，或祝福都会让我们的老师感到幸福快乐。

    你有什么要对老师表达的吗？

    写下你对老师的祝福，和我们一起分享记忆中老师带给你的关心和爱护。

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    33条攻克英语的致胜法则！33个英语成功的良好习惯！33段漂亮流畅的英文段落！每天脱口而出一条法则！每天实践一条法则。33天获得英语的巨大成功！

    You cannot improve the past but you can improve the future! When time is wasted, life is wasted!

    你不能改变过去，但你可让未来变得更好！浪费了时间，就浪费了生命！

    脱口而出下面的方法，创造伟大奇迹！成为众人仰慕的英语学习专家！

    1、Tapes are the best teachers and learning companions.

    They will never get bored, never get tired, and never charge you more! Love your English tapes. Make the most of this wonderful learning tool!

    录音带是最好的老师，也是最好的学习伙伴。

    录音带从不会厌倦，从不会疲倦，也绝不会伸手向你要更多的钱！热爱你的英语录音带，最大程度地发挥这一极好的学习工具的作用吧！

    2、Try to pronounce everything just like the speaker on the tape.

    Imitation is the first and most important step. It’s much easier to imitate another speaker than it is to sound out each word according to phonetics in a dictionary!

    尽力像录音带上说话的人一样发音。

    模仿是第一步，也是最重要的一步。比起根据字典上的注意读出每个单词，模仿另一个人的说话要容易得多！

    3、Listen to Crazy English professional tapes as much as possible.

    Many tapes don’t have standard pronunciation. Don’t waste your time following and practicing poor pronunciation!

    一定要尽可能多地听专业的疯狂英语录音带。

    很多录音带上的发音不标准。别浪费时间跟着练习糟糕的发音！

    4、Listening and imitating should always go together.

    Use the LIP method! Listen, Imitate, Practice!

    听和模仿一定要同时做。

    使用“LIP”方法：听、模仿、操练！

    5、Language speaking is like singing.

    Try to learn English the same way you learn a song. Speaking with emotion, tone and rhythm will make your English perfect and fluent.

    说语言就像唱歌一样。

    你怎么学唱歌，就怎么学英语。带着感情、注意声调和节奏说英语，这会让你的英语完美而流畅。

    6、The best way to learn new words is to learn the correct pronunciation.

    Try your best to pronounce every word as accurately as possible.

    记住生词最好的办法就是把单词读准！

    尽最大努力把每个单词都发到位。

    7、Repeat the words in useful sentences as many times as possible.

    That is the only way to“own” a word and make it yours forever! Repetition is the mother of learning!

    尽量把单词放在有用的句子中反复操练。

    这是“拥有”一个单词并把它变成你永远的财富的惟一途径！重复是学习之母！

    8、Try to find as many good English sentences as possible and yell them as loudly and quickly as possible using correct pronunciation.

    There are three P’s to mastering a sentence! First Pronounce each word in the sentence accurately and with exaggeration. Next, Practice each sentence as many times as possible with the Three-ly and One –breath methods! Last, Perform each sentence by saying it naturally and acting it out with emotion!

    大量搜集好句子，并用正确的发音最大声、最快速地操练！

    要掌握一个句子有三大要决：首先，准确而夸张地发出句子中的每个单词。其次，用“三最法”和“一口气法”尽可能多地操练每个句子！最后，把每个句子表演出来，自然地说，充满感情地演！

    9、The number of sentences is more important than the number of words.

    Your English level will depend on the number of sentences you can speak. You can communicate much more with ten sentences than you can with one hundred isolated words!

    句子量比单词量更重要。

    你的英语水平取决于你能说出的句子量。十个句子比一百个孤立的单词更能让你与他人沟通！

    10、Set specific goals that you know you can achieve.

    Success breeds success! Set more challenging goals as you make progress. Even if you only start with three sentences a day, you will know twenty-one new sentences by the end of the week!

    定下明确的，你知道可以达成的目标。

    成功造就成功！一有进步，就定下更有挑战性的目标。就算开始时你一天只能脱口而出三句话，一个星期之后你就会21个新句子了！

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    By the time Bill arrived in a little town, every hotel room had been taken. “You’ve got to give me a room somewhere,”

    he said to the manager at the hotel, “or just a bed --- I don’t care where.”

    “Well, I do have a double room with one guest,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in the next room have complained lately. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.”

    “No problem.” Bill assured him, “I’ll take it.” The next morning Bill came down to breakfast bright-eyed.

    “How did you sleep?” asked the manager.

    “Never better.”

    The manager was impressed. “No problem with the other guy snoring, then?”

    “No, I shut him up in no time,” said Bill.

    “How did you manage that?” asked the manager.

    “Did you give him some medicine to stop the snoring?”

    “No, I didn’t. But here is what I did. He was already in bed when I went into the room,” Bill explained. “I went over,gave him a kiss on the forehead, and said, ‘Goodnight,beautiful,’ and he sat up all night watching me.”

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    在广交会上，中国人想如何造句，用什么时态，而外国人在挖空心思压低价格。用英语进行谈判要求绝对的语言和场面控制能力、敏锐的思维、对西方文化和经济的深刻认识和强烈的民族认识和强烈的民族自豪感和自信心。中国需要谈判高手，平等的发展机会要靠中国人自己去创造！下面我们为大家精选出各类谈判中使用最频繁，最有效的句子，我们把它叫做“谈判口语要素”，大量地脱口而出这些口语要素，必将使你在瞬息万变的谈判桌上游刃有余。

    1、Would anyone like something to drink bdfore we begin? 在我们正式开始前，大家喝点什么吧？

    2、We are ready.     我们准备好了。

    3、I know I can count on you.    我知道我可以相信你。

    4、Tust me.     请相信我。

    5、We are here to solve problems.     我们是来解决问题的。

    6、We’ll come out from this meeting as winners. 这次会谈的结果将是一个双赢。

    7、Ihope this meeting is productive. 我希望这是一次富有成效的会谈。

    8、I need more information.     我需要更多的信自。

    9、Not in the long run. 从长远来说并不是这样。

    注：这句话很实用，也可显示你的“高瞻远瞩”。

    10、Let me explain to you why .     让我给你一个解释一下原因。很好的转折，又可磨炼自己的耐心。

    11、That’s the basic problem.  这是最基本的问题。

    12、Let’s compromise.     让我们还是各退一步吧。嘴里这么说，心里可千万别放松。追求利润最大化是一种专业精神。

    13、It depends on what you want.     那要视贵方的需要而定。（没那么正规的场合下说：那要看你到底想要什么。）

    14、The longer we wait ,the less likely we will come up with anything.     时间拖得越久，我们成功的机会就越少。

    15、Are you negotiable?     你还有商量的余地吗？

    16、I’m sure there is some room for negotiation.     我肯定还有商量的余地。

    17、We have another plan.     我们还有一个计划。
    
    注：准备多么充分！胜利一定会属于这样的人！

    18、Let’s negotiate the price.     让我们来讨论一下价格吧。

    19、We could add it to the agenda.     我们可以把它也列入议程。

    20、Thanks for reminding us.     谢谢你的提醒。

    21、Our position on the issue is very simple.     我们的意见很简单。

    22、We can not be sure what you want unless you tell us.   希望你能告诉我们，要不然我们无法确定你想要的是什么。
    23、We have done a lot.     我们已经取得了不少的进展。

    24、We can work out the details next time.     我们可以下次再来解决细节问题。

    25、I suggest that we take a break.     建议休息一下。

    26、Let’s dismiss and return in an hour.    咱们休会，一个钟头后再回来。

    27、We need a break.    我们需要暂停一下。

    28、May I suggest that we continue tomorrow.    我建议明天再继续，好吗？

    注：少提这种建议，中国人一定要学会如何在谈判桌“熬得住“，很多时候不是“技术战”而是“神经战”。

    29、We can postpone our meeting until tomorrow.     我们可以把会议延迟到明天。

    30、That will eat up a lot of time.    那会耗费很多时间。

    来源于考试吧

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 Joke of Today

    There was a primary school teacher who took her students to see an art gallery. There everyone looked,looked and looked, and one student kept pulling the teacher's dress, saying, "Teacher, Teacher, I think we'd better get out of here quickly."

    And the teacher said, "Why is that?" So the student replied,"If we stay here longer, everyone will think that we were the students who did all these paintings."

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    【话题讨论】回帖要求：
　
     使用中英双语来回答或单纯用英语回答，篇幅不限，但至少包含一个完整的句子；如果某个单词词组不会写，建议大家采取在群里问询、给我留言、查询词霸、查询英语新闻等各种方式寻求答案，相信只要努力，必有所收获。

    热心的朋友可以将生活中的有趣话题推荐给我们，希望我们可以共同将这个板块建设好，共同提高大家的英语水平。

    Today's topic:

    It is raining cats and dogs today in Beijing. The rumbling thunder sounded but with a distinct distance to its sound. It's a little cold....that to me is the first official sign of autumn. I feel autumn coming ……

    What's the weather like in your place these days?

    Do you prefer the sunny days rather than rainy days? why?

    Does the heavy rain remind you of something in your old memory?

    Tell us what you think about and share your points.

    今日话题：

    今天北京下了瓢泼大雨，秋雷阵阵，有点凉了，我感觉秋天的脚步渐渐地近了……

    这些天你所在的地方天气如何呢？

    你喜欢晴天还是雨天？为什么？

    这倾盆大雨是否会让你想起记忆深处的某些东西？

    和我们一起分享你的想法吧。

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    日常生活中可以用到的简洁的句子，希望能够对大家有所帮助。

    1. Put him through.

    这是一句相当标准的电话用语，「把他转接给我。」在日常生活中，尤其是办公室，同事间可能常会接到找你的电话，这时候你就可以说Put him / her through.请他们「把电话转接给你」；若你是帮同事接电话的那个人，你就可以跟对方说I'll put you
through.「我帮你转过去」。

    2. Put it on my tab.

    tab为小纸片的意思，在过去没有签帐卡、信用卡的时代，外出购物可能会发生带不够钱的窘境，于是乎老板通常便把所赊的帐记录在一张小纸片上，因此put it on one's tab便是「记在某人的帐上」的意思，所以下次当你发现没带钱时，就可以帅气地说出
Put it on my tab!，但是我们不保证你能全身而退哦。

    3. No hard feelings.

    No hard feelings.这句常用短语的意思是「请别见怪，不伤和气。」当你不小心在太岁头上动了土，或是对方把你的玩笑当真而动了肝火，便要赶紧祭出No hard feelings.这句话，好缓和缓和气氛。

    4. cut someone loose

    loose的意思为「松开的，未受控制的」，cut someone loose原本的意思是「帮某人解开束缚」，引申为「与……切断关系，把某人甩掉」，例如Let's cut him loose!「把他甩掉！」可以帮你免除跟屁虫的骚扰。

    5. join the force

    force是「力量」的意思，the force是指「警察，警力」，而join the force自然是「投身警界」，充当人民褓母之意。不过可要注意，若有人说join the Forces指的可是「从军」喔！

    6. We split it, fifty-fifty.

    split是指「分割，分配」，而「分担花费」在美语中也是用split这个字，如split the bill「分摊账单」。而这里的fifty-fifty，是「五五分帐」的意思，比如要表示「四六分帐」，便可说forty-sixty。所以下次要讨论 付款比例时，这句型就可以拿出来运用。

    7. wait up

    wait up是指「醒着等」，也就是「等门」的意思。wait up是父母对儿女，夫妻对另外一半，所最常会做的事情。不过他们的出发点都是为你好，才会担心你，所以下次若你会晚回家，记得跟父母或是老公老婆说一 句，Don't wait up.「别等门了。」好让他们别苦守着那暗夜的一盏孤灯。

    8. I don't have all day.

    I don't have all day.这句话是用来抱怨对方的拖拖拉拉，不干不脆，字面上的意思是「我没有一整天。」也就是指「我没时间跟你耗。」若是你哪天遇到有人做事慢吞吞，拖泥带水，一旦你等得不耐烦了，就可以用上这句话。

    9. What took you so long?

    take是「花（时间）」的意思，What took you so long?是「怎么那么久？」这句话超级适用于你在等人之时，而该来的人却还迟迟不出现，等他好不容易现身，这时候你就可以丢给他一句What took you so long?

    10. Where do we go from here?

    这句话字面上的意思是「接下来我们要往哪里去？」可以引申用以询问对方「我们接下来要怎么做？」不过这句话更常用来引申做「我们将何去何从？」表示小至一己的生活，大至世界国家，现在走到了这里，那将来会往哪里走呢？带着些许迷惘的感觉。

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Joke of Today

I know who god is!

    A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"

    The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."

    The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

    The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."

    The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"

    The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight.

    The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"

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    1. Our destiny offers not the cup of despair , but the chalice of opportunity . (Richard Nixon, American President )

    命运给予我们的不是失望之酒，而是机会之杯。(美国总统 尼克松 . R.)
　
    2. The world can be changed by man's endeavor, and that this endeavor can lead to something new and better .No man can sever the bonds that unite him to his society simply by averting his eyes . He must ever be receptive and sensitive to the new ; and have sufficient courage and skill to novel facts and to deal with them . (Franklin Roosevelt , American President )

    人经过努力可以改变世界，这种努力可以使人类达到新的、更美好的境界。没有人仅凭闭目、不看社会现实就能割断自己与社会的联系。他必须敏感，随时准备接受新鲜事物；他必须有勇气与能力去面对新的事实，解决新问题。(美国总统 罗斯福建. F.)  

    3. Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. (Marie Curie)

    生活中没有什么可怕的东西，只有需要理解的东西。（居里夫人）  

    4. Life is a great big canvas,and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

    人生是一幅大画布,你应该努力绘出绚丽多彩的画面.　

    5. I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.(Abraham Lincoln , American president)

    我走得很慢，但是我从来不会后退。 (美国总统 林肯. A.)

    6. If winter comes, can spring be far behind ?( P. B. Shelley , British poet )

    冬天来了，春天还会远吗？( 英国诗人, 雪莱. P. B.) 　

    7. Miracles sometimes occur, but one has to work terribly for them. (C. Weizmann)

    奇迹有时候是会发生的，但是你得为之拼命蒂努力。（魏茨曼）

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Joke of Today

Your gift is very delicious!

    A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mother a birthday gift. He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous operas. He immediately bought the bird and sent it to his mother. It cost him$50，000.

    The day after his mother's birthday, he phoned to her. "What did you think of the bird, Mother？" he asked eagerly. His mother replied, "Oh well, It's very delicious!"

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