This DVD shows you how to be the perfect nerd! Music Used: Spice Girls - Wannabe Fergie - Clumsy

Author: nigahiga
Keywords: Nerd nigahiga how to be asian
Added: February 9, 2008

Boxman tries to get a girlfriend. Participate in the Boxman Dance contest! Learn more info here: http://smosh.com/BoxmanDance Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd But believe me I've tried, but to no avail When I flirt with girls, I always fail Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend It's about time that I face my fears Or I'll regret this for years and years Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this ...You smell that? it smells like piss Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee Will you please go on a date with me? Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot You know that kinda thing will get you shot Humans and boxes just don't intertwine I could have you arrested for this crime What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century Why you gotta go and act so elementary I'm human inside, although it doesn't show Come on baby, lets go I'm not gonna let people bring me down Now that's just something that I won't allow I taught myself that i should just walk away But then I always throw boiling water in their face If there's something that I've learned from all this It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates But sticking together through thick and thin And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?

Author: smosh
Keywords: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox box man
Added: February 9, 2008

my friend eric gets taken down by cop

Author: camb0i
Keywords: cop vs skater
Added: February 9, 2008

02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a small circle of friends has turned into something much more very quickly. I'm thrilled that so many people have enjoyed this video but also somewhat mortified that I added this without my daughter's knowledge or consent. Maybe someday she will find some humor in it. Comments: Have been disabled. I think they have run their course. To those who have sent positive comments, thank you very much. You've made us appreciate what we have even more than we already do. To those of you who've said you've changed your mind about having children, well, have at it. :) Business inquiries/agents: Thanks for your interest. At the current time we have no intention of exposing our little one to the destroyer of youth that is the entertainment industry. Hopefully if she chooses to follow this path on her own someday she will find a door still open for her. Other things: She has never seen Pokemon so I don't think she's making a reference to the ball on that show. I think she just means pokey ball as in "a ball that is pokey." (And yes, I know what the pokey balls really are! Stop emailing :) ) Three year olds can't read. I'm sure there are exceptions to that rule. ------------------------------------- Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the plot of Star Wars Episode IV. She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn't have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version. Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments. Maybe I will print them out for her and someday and when she's all growed up she'll get to read them herself. A little more about the video: She wasn't coached to say anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it's harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on. Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so it wouldn't be too much all at once for her. The video was edited to make it shorter, more cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move some of the lines around so it would make more sense.

Author: fistofblog
Keywords: star wars according to child year old explaining plot kid in one minute
Added: February 22, 2008